when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply
I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
— Dita Von Teese (via wanduring)
When I get married, I’m going to shut all the doors at the reception and have the band play the Rains of Castamere and watch everyone panic.
I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.